Lowest Calorie Cocktails
20 cocktails · ABV 3.4%–26.7% · 13–71 cal
Our calorie estimates are computed from the nutritional data of each ingredient in the recipe — spirits, mixers, juices, syrups, and garnishes. We include the caloric contribution of alcohol itself, which many calorie guides overlook.
This ranking features cocktails where smart ingredient choices keep the calorie count low without sacrificing flavor. You'll find that the simplest recipes — a spirit with soda water, a splash of citrus — tend to be the leanest. It's the cream-based, syrup-heavy tiki drinks that push calorie counts into dessert territory.
How we ranked these
Calories are estimated from ingredient nutritional data. Only alcoholic cocktails with complete calorie data are included.
Other / Unknown · Highball glass
Tomato Tang is a non-alcoholic savory beverage made with tomato juice, lemon juice, and a dash of celery salt, blended and served in a highball glass. It is essentially a simplified, non-alcoholic Blo
Soft Drink · Cocktail glass
Coke and Drops is a non-alcoholic soft drink preparation that brightens a standard Coca-Cola with just seven drops of lemon juice, creating a subtle but perceptible shift in flavor that adds a faint c
Other / Unknown · Highball glass
Kill the Cold Smoothie is a simple non-alcoholic wellness drink made by juicing fresh ginger and lemon and combining with hot water to create a spicy, reviving tonic. The ginger provides potent anti-i
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Iced Coffee FillipCoffee / Tea · Coffee mug
Iced Coffee Fillip is a minimalist boozy iced coffee made by stirring Kahlúa into a cup of strong cold coffee, then chilling before serving. The Kahlúa amplifies the coffee's roasted character while a
Easy 3.9% 31 calSee details → -
Pineapple Gingerale SmoothieOther / Unknown · Highball glass
Pineapple Gingerale Smoothie is a simple two-ingredient non-alcoholic blended drink combining fresh pineapple with raw ginger, which are liquified in a blender to produce a light, vibrantly flavoured
Easy 0.0% 32 calSee details → -
Rail SplitterCocktail · Highball glass
Rail Splitter is a simple, non-alcoholic sparkling drink combining sugar syrup and fresh lemon juice with ginger ale, served in a tall glass. The combination of lemon and ginger creates a bright, spic
Easy 0.0% 34 calSee details → -
Happy SkipperOrdinary Drink · Highball glass
The Happy Skipper is a light, simple highball combining spiced rum with ginger ale and a lime wedge over ice, described by its recipe as tasting like a cream soda. The spiced rum's vanilla and cinnamo
Medium 7.4% 34 calSee details → -
Thai Iced TeaCoffee / Tea · Highball glass
Thai Iced Tea is a non-alcoholic drink made with strongly brewed Thai tea powder, sweetened with condensed milk, served over ice and garnished with mint. The characteristic orange color of Thai tea —
Medium 0.0% 35 calSee details → -
Kool-Aid SlammerShot · Shot glass
The Kool-Aid Slammer is a two-ingredient party shot that layers vodka over grape Kool-Aid drink in a shot glass, creating a vivid purple visual contrast between the clear spirit and the bright purple
Easy 15.6% 41 calSee details → -
Fuzzy AssholeCoffee / Tea · Coffee mug
The Fuzzy Asshole is a warm coffee cocktail that combines brewed coffee with peach schnapps in equal measure, creating a sweet, peachy hot drink. The peach schnapps adds a candied stone-fruit sweetnes
Easy 7.8% 42 calSee details → -
Pysch Vitamin LightOrdinary Drink · Collins glass
Pysch Vitamin Light is a simple, energising non-alcoholic juice blend combining equal parts orange juice, apple juice, and pineapple juice over cubed ice. The three juices together create a well-round
Medium 0.0% 43 calSee details → -
Lassi RaitaOther / Unknown · Highball glass
Lassi Raita is a simplified, lightly sweetened yogurt drink that blends yogurt with ice cubes, a touch of sugar, lime juice, and a pinch of salt to create a cooling, gently tangy refreshment. It bridg
Medium 0.0% 47 calSee details → -
ZenmeisterOrdinary Drink · Collins glass
The Zenmeister is a minimal two-ingredient shot combining Jägermeister with root beer. Jägermeister's distinctive herbal-spice character, developed from a blend of 56 botanicals including cinnamon, gi
Easy 13.6% 50 calSee details → -
MimosaOrdinary Drink · Champagne flute
The Mimosa is an elegant brunch classic made with equal parts chilled Champagne and fresh orange juice, served in a Champagne flute. Also known as Buck's Fizz in the UK, it is celebrated for its simpl
Easy 3.4% 51 calSee details → -
Kiwi Papaya SmoothieOther / Unknown · Highball glass
Kiwi Papaya Smoothie is a non-alcoholic tropical blend of fresh kiwi and papaya, liquefied together for a pure fruit drink packed with natural sweetness and vitamins. Kiwi provides a bright tartness w
Easy 0.0% 61 calSee details → -
Bubble GumShot · Shot glass
Bubble Gum is a sweet, fruity shot that combines vodka, banana liqueur, orange juice, and peach schnapps in equal parts, creating a candy-like flavor that resembles bubble gum. At 15.6% ABV, it is a m
Medium 15.6% 63 calSee details → -
Cream SodaCocktail · Highball glass
Cream Soda is a simple and refreshing cocktail that combines spiced rum with ginger ale in a highball glass, creating a drink that evokes the sweet, vanilla-spice character of cream soda with an alcoh
Easy 23.4% 63 calSee details → -
IpamenaOrdinary Drink · Wine Glass
Ipamena is a non-alcoholic refresher made by muddling lime with brown sugar, shaking with passion fruit juice, and topping with ginger ale. The tropical passion fruit's fragrant sweetness and the lime
Medium 0.0% 69 calSee details → -
Tequila SurpriseShot · Shot glass
The Tequila Surprise is a fiery shot made by filling a shot glass with tequila and adding several drops of Tabasco sauce. The 'surprise' is the contrast between the familiar burn of tequila and the su
Easy 26.7% 70 calSee details → -
Just a MoonmintShake · Highball glass
Just a Moonmint is a non-alcoholic chocolate-mint shake made by blending milk with chocolate syrup and mint syrup until smooth and frothy. The combination of chocolate and mint is a beloved flavor pai
Easy 0.0% 71 calSee details →